The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
posted by Spoomonger | 5:14 PM
1 Comments:
TIM: Look, that squirrel's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer!
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your face?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One squirrel stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look! [squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh! [dramatic chord] [clunk]
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I done it again!
TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little squirrel, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
TIM: Do they listen to me?
ARTHUR: Right!
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